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Hey there gamer! Are you drowning in a sea of indie games that claim to be hilarious, but turn out to be, well, not funny at all?

We've got good news for you! Mystery Kink has a FREE DEMO you can sink your teeth into. That's right, for three low monthly payments of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ($0.00 total) you can play the highly coveted Mystery Kink Demo! Here's what you can expect to find inside...

• We taste great and we're less filling. We don't go straight to your thighs like other games do.

• An amazing, fully voiced cast from some of the adult film industries most iconic and gorgeous stars - Blake Blossom, Jewel De'Nyle, Kiki D'Aire, and Nickey Huntsman are all fully playable characters.

• Actual comedy. Mystery Kink has a laugh track that lets you know when to laugh, just in case you weren't sure if the joke was funny. Turns out, yes, it was funny, and it's OK to laugh!

• An orange cat that constantly beats the crap out of Vanilla that can be found in multiple locations throughout the entire game. Orange cats are crazy AF.

  

• Parody of some of the most notable horror icons in film history. Mason stalks Camp Crystal Fake, some Pinheaded guy is at the local malt shop, Horma is looking for her precious boy in front of her Hoetel, etc.

From the time you start playing Mystery Kink to the second you put it down, you'll have a blast. If you don't feel 100% satisfied in the humor and game play, we'll fully refund your $0.00, no questions asked! That's how confident we are in our product. We promise you'll look as amused as this horse sitting down.

Still not convinced the free Mystery Kink Demo is for you? Don't just take our biased word for it, look at this hot pirate woman and just think about how cool topless mode will be when unlocked ;)

Still here? Awesome. Here's some legit info about how cool we are.

VanillaBeast: Mystery Kink

Zoinks! There's foul play in Venereousville and only Vanilla and the gang can get to the bottom of this kooky mystery! Control Vanilla, Blake Blossom, Jewel De'Nyle, Kiki D'Aire, and Nickey Huntsman as they traverse over 10 hand-drawn levels in this funny and spooky comedy-horror adventure anyone (mature enough) can play!

If you're a classic gamer and grew up on Leisure Suit Larry or the Sega Genesis Beavis & Butt-Head game then you're in for a treat. We've taken the classic "hidden object" gameplay and modernized it into Mystery Kink, which features full controller support. Find useful items, hidden secrets, craft new items, and find tons of easter eggs in this laid back and hilarious adventure game. Each clue you find will get you closer and closer to solving the mystery of the Legendary Phallus Stones. This game is NUTS!

• Full VOICE OVER work from Blake Blossom, Jewel De'Nyle, Kiki D'Aire, and Nickey Huntsman. Each of these amazing women are PLAYABLE CHARACTERS at your full disposal.

• Classic "hidden object" gameplay with FULL CONTROLLER support!

• Find hidden items (some in plain sight) and use them to progress through the story. Some items may need to be combined into new items on the crafting table. We know having to back track to a crafting table located far away can be a drag, so we've added the crafting table right in the back of your sweet ride, the "Van"illa that you drive to each location. Your crafting table is always just a few steps away!

• Over 10 beautifully hand-drawn original parody levels to search for clues at your own pace. Finding items and speaking to new characters will open new avenues as you advance.

• Mini-games galore!!! And we don't mean those tedious button mashers, we're talking the good stuff here. Archery at the Renaissance Festival, sexy dancing to distract a guard, and --REDACTED-- shooter (sorry, we can't even say it here), etc... Tons of variety and fun for all!

• Beautiful gameplay illustrated by Oleg Okunev (Perky Little Things, Retro KO!, Metropolis: Lux Obscura, Pestilence, etc...).

• Classic soundtrack featuring songs to bring a special and unique feeling to each level to help immerse you deep, deep into gameplay.

• No "skill issue" here. Mystery Kink is a classic easter egg riddled puzzling solving game anyone (mature enough) can play and enjoy without needing to be a hard-core gamer. Whether you're casual or a veteran gamer, we've designed Mystery Kink to make you laugh and have a great time finding clues and solving mysteries.

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All mature content is done in a comedic and light-hearted fashion. Jokes and mature content are on par with a classic 90s movie (when movies were actually good).