“At long last, the works of H.P. Lovecraft meet the medium of RPG in a spectacle of light and sound befitting an old western. Only this is set in New England. Meet interesting people! See astounding wonders! Enslave humanity! Go on one date side quest in a game subtitled a dating simulator!”

“Enter a Lovecraftian world where an unsanctioned Apocalypse is underway. In your quest to save the world (in an attempt to end it THE RIGHT WAY), you will recruit monsters, fight other monsters, and learn valuable life lessons. It's an RPG, folks.”

“The final game in the Army of Tentacles trilogy! Do not let math fool you. It's the third in the RPG-VN series of cosmic weirdness and elder horror.”

“Classic story of monster boy falls in love with human girl, and then there's a war. Train and fight with the power of love and weapons in this party-based RPG!”

“It's got action! It's got romance! In this RPG-Dating Sim, gather your party and try to settle a centuries-old dispute among your monster and human classmates! The fate of Winter Prom is at stake!”

“Just your average cosmic horror dating sim.”

“Just another cosmic horror dating sim. Set at a comic book convention.”