计划发行日期: 2025 年 8 月

关于此游戏

Soviet Clinic is a funny simulator set in a rundown state clinic. You’re just a guy who needs to see every “specialist” – from a charming psychologist to a strict eye doctor – while dealing with endless queues, red tape and ridiculous challenges. Get ready for dark jokes, absurd mini-games and all the quirks of a Soviet-style healthcare system.

GET THROUGH ALL THE “DOCTORS”

• Psychologist
  A captivating shrink grills you with tricky questions to test your nerves – can you resist her charm?

• Reception Desk Rumble
  Fight your way through fearless grandmas: use elbows and quick moves to outsmart them and grab your spot at the window!

• Cardiologist
  Face an ancient ECG machine crawling with cockroaches: shoo them off the circuits and slap electrodes back on the chest – one mistake and the patient won’t make it!

• Test-Tube Apocalypse
  Patients fling vials through the service window, and for some absurd reason you must catch every one – drop a tube, and you’ll have Aunt Zina on your tail!

This game is entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Soviet Clinic doesn’t promote anything and is meant only as a lighthearted satire.